Funk Fusion Guitarist Modern Power Trio

[EatenByASandwich]

Female or non-white guitarist needed for funk fusion trio.

Yes this is a racist ad but white guitar players are hopeless at this style.

You must have a great sound and feel and preferably be an advanced soloist.

You would probably be listening to Herbie, Monk, Commodores, Kool, Zawinul Syndicate, James Brown, P-Funk and so on.

Send a message for more details.

Thanks

[bravewood]

White guys can't groove in the pocket. What a load of bollocks!

[EatenByASandwich]

[marzman]

I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed, so please, tell me this is just a prank. For me nowadays it's so hard to tell the difference.

[EatenByASandwich]

[marzman]

Right!!! I had a look at some of those you mentioned...not a female guitarist to be seen anywhere. And.....what's this....James Brown...live in Edinburgh.....there's a WHITE guitarist!! Well, what does James Brown know anyway!
Just be honest, say what you really mean and you may get a little more respect. You want a band of social justice warriors. Fine, us hopeless white guys won't apply, and we won't cry racist. That's a promise.
But to attempt to justify yourself with this bullshit about white players makes you look musically illiterate and well.....nothing short of stupid, and is bound to make anyone potentially fitting the profile, those who do know what they're doing, feel the same way.

[pagey]

Hang on, do female applicants need to be non-white as well, or can white girls groove? It would seem strange if the only people who couldn't play that funky music were white boys.

[TheKrakenBeast]

What about cross-dressing and blackface? Very exotic. Feel the fusion.

[EatenByASandwich]

Thanks for your interest. We have now found someone.

[stuuu]

This guitarist looks pretty white, actually the whole band:

https://youtu.be/CNvqMsUHrOs