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EatenByASandwich Newbie

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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 4:07 pm Post subject: Funk Fusion Guitarist Modern Power Trio |
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Female or non-white guitarist needed for funk fusion trio.
Yes this is a racist ad but white guitar players are hopeless at this style.
You must have a great sound and feel and preferably be an advanced soloist.
You would probably be listening to Herbie, Monk, Commodores, Kool, Zawinul Syndicate, James Brown, P-Funk and so on.
Send a message for more details.
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bravewood Rehearsing


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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2018 9:48 pm Post subject: |
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White guys can't groove in the pocket. What a load of bollocks!  |
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EatenByASandwich Newbie

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Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2018 1:40 pm Post subject: |
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bravewood wrote: | White guys can't groove in the pocket. What a load of bollocks!  |
That's what she said. |
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marzman Newbie

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Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:58 pm Post subject: white guys can't play funk???? |
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I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed, so please, tell me this is just a prank. For me nowadays it's so hard to tell the difference. |
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EatenByASandwich Newbie

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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2018 4:51 pm Post subject: Re: white guys can't play funk???? |
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marzman wrote: | I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed, so please, tell me this is just a prank. For me nowadays it's so hard to tell the difference. |
Not a prank but this is funk fusion not funk. |
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marzman Newbie

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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2018 11:58 am Post subject: |
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Right!!! I had a look at some of those you mentioned...not a female guitarist to be seen anywhere. And.....what's this....James Brown...live in Edinburgh.....there's a WHITE guitarist!! Well, what does James Brown know anyway!
Just be honest, say what you really mean and you may get a little more respect. You want a band of social justice warriors. Fine, us hopeless white guys won't apply, and we won't cry racist. That's a promise.
But to attempt to justify yourself with this bullshit about white players makes you look musically illiterate and well.....nothing short of stupid, and is bound to make anyone potentially fitting the profile, those who do know what they're doing, feel the same way. |
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pagey Newbie

Joined: Aug 12, 2014 Posts: 14
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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2018 6:33 pm Post subject: |
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Hang on, do female applicants need to be non-white as well, or can white girls groove? It would seem strange if the only people who couldn't play that funky music were white boys. |
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TheKrakenBeast Rehearsing


Joined: Dec 28, 2015 Posts: 128 Location: Forest Moon of Endor
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Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 1:44 pm Post subject: |
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What about cross-dressing and blackface? Very exotic. Feel the fusion. |
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EatenByASandwich Newbie

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Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 2:06 pm Post subject: |
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Thanks for your interest. We have now found someone. |
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stuuu Newbie

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