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  Topic: friday funny
foot69

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PostForum: General Forum   Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2016 11:48 pm   Subject: friday funny
An Englishman is being shown around a Scottish hospital.
At the end of his visit, he is shown into a ward with a number of patients who show no obvious signs of injury. He goes to examine the first m ...
  Topic: friday funny
foot69

Replies: 7
Views: 6168

PostForum: General Forum   Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2016 2:31 pm   Subject: friday funny
I'm off one companies telemarketing list

Answered the phone said hello and a female said "Good evening Sir I have two openings for you"

I replied "Yes I know you do"

There ...
  Topic: friday funny
foot69

Replies: 7
Views: 6168

PostForum: General Forum   Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2016 2:31 pm   Subject: friday funny
It was time for Father John's Saturday night bath and the young nun, Sister Magdalene, had prepared the bath water and towels just the way the old nun had instructed. Sister Magdalene was also instruc ...
  Topic: friday funny
foot69

Replies: 7
Views: 6168

PostForum: General Forum   Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2016 8:17 pm   Subject: friday funny
A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them.

"Hey, show us yer tits, ya bloody penguins!" shouts one ...
  Topic: friday funny
foot69

Replies: 7
Views: 6168

PostForum: General Forum   Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2016 3:13 pm   Subject: friday funny
Curtis is passing by Leroy’s hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he seesLeroy doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old green John Deere.

Buttocks clenched, he performs a ...
  Topic: friday funny
foot69

Replies: 7
Views: 6168

PostForum: General Forum   Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2016 1:57 pm   Subject: friday funny
It's a Friday at South East Coominya Primary School and the children are set the task of finding out a new word over the weekend and presenting it to the class in a sentence on Monday.

The weekend ...
  Topic: friday funny
foot69

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Views: 6168

PostForum: General Forum   Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2016 11:07 am   Subject: friday funny
I'd like to thank my legs.
without them I'd have nothing to stand on.


You have to hand it to Stephen Hawking when it comes to eating..
Or he'd starve..
  Topic: Guitars, Amps, Ibanez JS20th
foot69

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PostForum: For Sale/Wanted Items   Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2016 2:09 pm   Subject: Guitars, Amps, Ibanez JS20th
photo's to come..
  Topic: Guitars, Amps, Ibanez JS20th
foot69

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PostForum: For Sale/Wanted Items   Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2016 6:34 pm   Subject: Guitars, Amps, Ibanez JS20th
back again
  Topic: PLEASE DELETE
foot69

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PostForum: For Sale/Wanted Items   Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2016 6:28 pm   Subject: PLEASE DELETE
Jemfp, jem20th, PRS mccarty hollowbody 2.
 
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